Once there was a diabolical man named Hayden Malloch for now let's just call him Malloch. Malloch was a very sad man, he had nothing. Until one day he discovered ultimate swag. 

 

“OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND MATHEWS! AND A PERFECTLY GOOD CHAIN! It has a little bit of cheese on it but THAT'S EVEN BETTER! AND SOME SWAGGER BRACELETS! EVERYONE IS GONNA LOVE ME! I HAVE INFINITE RIZZ!”, Malloch exclaimed.

 

Malloch then found an invitation from Hogwarts that he got last year.

 

“This looks interesting. Because of my infinite rizz and godly swagger EVERYONE THERE WILL LOVE ME!”Malloch screamed.

 

—------------------------------------20 years later—-------------------------

 

“Well now that I have learned all there is to know about magic and have all of this drip and rizz I should start a gang.”, Malloch thought.

 

Little did Malloch know that this thought would change his life and the life of multiple others.

 

Malloch was going on a walk and saw on the news that there was an extremely devious gremlin named Mason causing chaos in the city.

 

“He is perfect…”, Malloch said to himself.

 

Malloch then saw him sitting on the streets and then rizzed him up. It was super effective, Mason then became unconscious. Malloch brought Mason into a dark alleyway while he was still unconscious. Mason then woke up.

 

“HEY THERE STRANGER YOU BEING RECRUITED INTO A GANG!”, Malloch screamed at Mason

 

“Ooooohhhh a gang? I love gangs! I also know a lot about magic from Ashton’s spell book.”, Mason exclaimed

 

“SOOOO WHAT'S THE GANG CALLED!?!?!?”, Mason asked Malloch

 

“The gang is called the SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG. SWMG FOR SHORT!!!”, Malloch screamed

 

Mason then waxed Malloch’s hairy legs and screamed

 

“SOOOO WHO IS ALL IN THE GANG?!”, Mason screeched

 

“No one except for me and you.”, Malloch replied, holding back tears because Mason waxed his legs.

 

Mason then said “Well if there's no one else I am leaving.”

 

“WAIT NO you can be second in command if you stay!”, Malloch responded

 

“Oooohhh power. I will stay then.”, Mason responded in a very devious voice.

 

-------------------------------------NEXT DAY—-------------------------

 

Mason was on a walk looking for gang members. Then I saw someone playing with squirrels up in a tree. The man then fell out of the tree.

 

“Ow my head. Wait, you look familiar.”, The man in the tree exclaimed.

 

“COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!”, Mason screamed

 

Mason then went to hug his cousin named Noah but accidently knocked him out with his huge toes.

 

Mason then brought Noah to the alleyway where Malloch was.

 

“HEY BOSS I HAVE A NEW MEMBER FOR THE GANG!”, Mason screamed at Malloch

 

Mason then threw Noah onto the ground. Noah then woke up.

 

“HEY COUSIN YOU WANNA BE IN A GANG!?”, Mason asked Noah

 

“Of course you know I love squirrels!”, Noah said very stupidly 

 

“The gang has nothing to do with squir-”, Malloch said before being interrupted by squirrels crawling out of Noah’s pants.

 

A squirrel walked up to Noah holding out a nut for Noah.

 

“I LOVE NUTS!”Noah screamed.

 

“Okay well I assume you have heard of us. WE ARE THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG!”Malloch screamed as he shot lightning out of his wand and killed a squirrel.

 

“NOOO BIGGIENUT! HOW DARE YOU KILL BIGGIE NUT!”Noah screamed.

“NO HE GAVE ALL THE GOOD NUTS! NO NUTS NO NOAH”, Noah screamed as he started to disintegrate.

 

Malloch then quickly summoned 10 acorns on the ground. Noah stopped disintegrating.

 

“YES MY NUTS ARE BACK!”, Noah exclaimed.

 

“Okay now what qualifications do you have for the gang?”Malloch asked.

 

“He is very mentally disabled and he can just learn from experience.”, Mason answered.

 

“OHH ALSO WE WILL NEED THESE!”, Malloch screamed

 

Malloch then gave the gang colored cloaks. Mason a yellow one. Malloch a purple one. Noah a green one.

 

"YES WE EVEN MORE DRIPPED OUT!”, Mason exclaimed.

 

“Oh also Noah here is this”, Malloch said to Noah

 

Malloch gave Noah some godly drip.

 

Malloch then exclaimed, “Noah I need you to recruit another gang member.”

 

“Okie dokie! But it will cost YOU A NUT”, Noah screamed

 

“Okay fine.”, Malloch responded.

 

Malloch then summoned a huge nut.

 

“YAY!”, Noah exclaimed. Noah and his squirrels devoured the nut in 0.2 seconds.

 

Noah then surged off laughing diabolically.

 

“Oh a mental hospitial. Big boss said he wanted mentally insane people In the gang I think.”, Noah said to him self.

 

“Okay squrriels go in that hospital and get me a random patient from there for a BIG NUT!”, Noah told the squrriels.

 

The squrriels then ran to the hospital. Broke into a vent. Noah could not see the squrriels until they erupted out of the roof and saw one of the patients surfing on the squrriels. The squrriels were acting like some sort of parachute.

 

Noah then raised his hand calling for the squirrels.

 

“SQUIRRELS OF THE NUTTY WOODS COME AND BRING ME MY NUT!”

 

The squirrels then knocked the patient unconsious.

 

Noah then brought the patient to the alleyway. By the time Noah brought the patient it was night.

 

“Hello I have found a mentally inasane man. HE IS ELI ADAMS! Dont ask how i know his full name.”, Noah exclaimed

 

“Hello I heard im being recruited into a gang.” Eli said

 

“He sounds more sane than you Noah.” Malloch replied

 

 “Yep I agree with Malloch.”, Mason said while drinking the sweat out of his socks.

 

“Well anyways Eli here are these.”, Malloch told Eli.

 

Malloch gave Eli some Mathews and some epic drip with a Burger Kang crown with a grease stain on it also a red cloak.

 

“DANG THIS IS SOME FIRE DRIP”, Eli exclaimed.

 

Eli then did a devious laugh and took off all of his clothes in front of the other gang members and put on his epic drip. All of the other gang members were speechless except for Noah.

 

“WUT DA. HE IS DEVIOUS ENOUGH TO BE IN THE GANG.”, Noah exclaimed

 

Eli then replied, “Yes in deed squirrel guy.”

 

“WELL WELCOME TO THE GANG!”, Malloch told Eli

 

Mason then said, “I feel like we should give ourselves devious nicknames.”

 

Malloch then replied, “Yes I was just about to say that. Mason your nickname will be Banana Pencil. Noah your nickname shall be Mr. Plays With Squirrels.”

 

“MY REAL NAME ALREADY WAS Mr. Plays With Squirrels!”, Noah exclaimed.

 

Malloch then said, “Well okay Noah. Eli your nickname shall be Shadow Wizard IV”

 

“Okie”, Eli replied.

 

“WE ARE THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG!”, The gang screamed in unison.

 

“Well we still need devious gang members.”

 

Mason and Noah then both exclaimed, “I think we know a guy.”

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