MR. PLAYS WITH SQUIRRELS HAS SODA SNEEZE OUT OF HIS NOSE. (HE MIGHT NEVER RECOVER!)

Mr. Plays With Squirrels has sneezed out of his nose! The last words heard before he sneezed was "aaa aaa AACHOOOO!" He said that the pain of the sneeze came from him burping. The burp came out through his nose. THATS IT FOR TODAYS IDIOTIC NEWS!