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When it was time for Mason and Ashton to get phone time 

 

Mason decided to call Brody

 

Ashton decided to call Hayden. When Ashton and Mason got phone time they told Brody and Hayden that they were both in prison now. 

 

Brody yelled “What did you do Mason?” 

 

Mason said “I tried to get Ashton out of prison.” 

 

Brody said “I'll blow a hole in the wall with the exploding palm jutsu.” 

 

Mason agreed and hung up 

 

Mason got back to his cell Mason waited for Ashton

—-----------------------------------------------Hayden and Ashton’s call—-----------------------------------------



 

“HAYDEN!” Ashton yelled

 

“What now” replied Hayden

 

“Mason is in prison now” said Ashton 

 

“Okay, WAIT WHAT!” yelled Hayden

 

“Yup” Ashton said sighing

 

“Hey times up” the guard said



 

—---------------------------------------------Later that day—---------------------------------------------------

 

Brody got to the prison and blew up the wall using exploding palm jutsu. Brody then used summoning jutsu and summoned 4 birds that the 4 of them could escape on. The wall blew up and out came Ashton (Hopefully he won't commit anymore war crimes or arson) and Mason. 

 

—-----------------------------------------------Back at the mansion-—---------------------------------------

 

Brody and his alligator, Arnold were playing while Hayden sat down and talked with Ashton and Mason. They are talking about mischievous events for the future of Idiotic Stories. They all decided to got to Rosenkrans house

 

—--------------------------------------------Rosenkrans House—-------------------------------------------------

 

*DING DONG*  

Rosenkrans opened the door. “Hi boys”  

Rosenkrans said while being annoyed

 

“Hi mister look who we got!” Hayden said excitedly

 

Ashton appeared from the bushes 

 

“And how did you manage that?” Rosenkrans said

 

“Brody blew a hole in the wall!” Hayden mumbled

 

“Why did I expect something it to be good” Rosenkrans replied

 

Ashton looked absent minded, like he was zoned out. Suddenly, he starts to rise up into the air, the area around him looks extremely glitched

 

Rosenkrans looks at Ashton with slight confusion “Is this Cyberpunk 2077?”

 

Ashton drops to the ground and Mason runs over “Are you okay?!” Mason asked, concerned

 

“I’m̶̭̪̠̲̬̙͙͐̎͒́̾͒̇͝ fine f̷̨̡͍̪̮͔̜̭͐͋̑̊ĭ̷̡̗̻͔̟̔͒̑̂̽̒͝ͅn̵͕̈́̐̊̓̕͝e̶̛̘̞͇̥͍̰̎̆͌͆ f̴̢̜̦̜̞̞̟͈̮͓͎̪͌̅̊͌̂i̶̡͚͂̌͘͜n̶̛̦̥̠̊̀͛͛̑̆͂͒̈́̏͑͒̎̀͐͂͊̚͘͝ȩ̷̥͉̝̬̜͇̙̠͙̮̼̝̠̀̀̅̓́̾́̃̍͠ f̷̢̨̨̨̢͕̮̭̮̝̭͓͚͙͇͇͖͔͇͌̈́͜͜i̴̡̢̛̲̭̭̮̘̫̫̼̰̣̪̙̫̞͓͎̔̂̀̀̑͗̿̌̏͆̅̅͋̓̈́̽́̍̊͌̔͝͝͝n̵̡̳̭͖̫͕̘̤̳͈͕̯̞̪̗͍̊͗ͅȩ̶̢̢̧̡̗͕̠͔͙͈̲̣̤͈̙̪̭̰̀̓̀́̄͋̋͆̕͝͝ f̷͙͔͍́̉̌̎̓́̑̏̒̐̆̾́̐̏̊́̑̈́̕͘̚͠͝͝i̶̛̛̙̓̓̑͐̈́͒̃̂̐͂̈́̒͗̈́͊̅̊̅̽͆͆͊́̅̈́͒̌́̔͋̉̄̍͘̕͠n̷͈͉̲̘̦͖͍̦̙̼̖̗͙̮̥̰̗̤̼͕͎̙̘̤͙̱̞̰̞̲̪̲̲͌͒̾̚͜͜ͅe̶̢̧̺̲̺͚̗̱̺̖̼̟̱̳̭̰͖͇͈͗̇̈́͌̊̃̽̅̎̀̊͛̒́͂̇̀̉̅̎͆̓̌̀̇̓̍̀̿͑̐̀͛̀̉͘͘̚͜͠” Ashton replied, his voice sounded very crunchy and distorted.

 

(Corrupted Ashton looks like this)

 

“No, I don’t think you are.” Replied Mason

 

Ashton’s eyes look like voids of nothingness, they are pitch black.

 

Mason brought Ashton to the hospital and as soon as they walked in every staff member screamed “IT”S THE GUY THAT PUT JOSH IN A HOSPITAL BED!!!” And Ashton and Mason were thrown out 

 

Mason exclaimed “I think I know how to help” and Mason said “Stop” 

Ashton screamed in pain and turned back to normal, he then quickly went back to the glitched form and glitched away to Taco Bell. 

 

So Brody, Mason, and Hayden went to Taco Bell they all ate 

 

Ashton exclaimed “Ị̷̅̕ ̵͔̔g̴̜͛ō̵͉͚ț̵̒ ̴͉̼͆h̷̫̖͆͂ú̷̥n̷̪͈͛̽g̶̼̀̌r̷̬͑̑y̴̳̮͌,̵̗͠ ̶̙̕a̴̲̿ṯ̸̯̄ë̵̡́͜ ̸̫̕͝a̶̚͜ ̵̰͆ḇ̷̧̈́ą̴̮͂ḏ̶͜͝ ̴̣̌t̸͙̕a̴̛͙̩c̵̟̈̕ó̵̢ͅ” Ashton ran to the restroom and…Did nothing. He fell to the ground with dark voids in his eyes. 

 

Mason heard him fall and ran to help, 

 

Ashton mumbled “B̴̛̛̩a̶͙̋̄́D̶̲̜̅͜ ̵̹͔̋̈́͠T̶̯̀͗a̵̲̰͇͑̌c̶͉̥̙̔ơ̶͚̤̇͘ ̸̃͂͜M̵̮͌a̵͔͎̓k̵̙͂ę̷̒͝ ̴̞̌̋͝T̴̼͍̠̏u̷̱̗̠̅̈́̓m̵̭̌͜m̷͖̿̎ý̶̞͗ ̸̮̞̈́͜H̸͎͍̋̀͛ȗ̴͕r̶̪͆t̸͖͌̋͝” and he turned the restroom into a dark brown color.  

 

Mason exclaimed “I don’t think I can help with this,” Mason had a idea and said “Everyone get out!” and everyone got out, Mason blew up the entire Taco Bell, the next day they went to school and saw two rats one named La Rato and Houdini the rat

 

—---------------------------------------------------The End--------------------------------------------------------------

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Sep 23, 2023

I love da goofy ahhhhhhhhhh stories!!!!

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