Mason shakes nervously as he’s pressing the submit button on his test as Ashton’s snoring can be heard in the background. Mason presses the submit button to his horror he gets a zero. Following his teacher (Rosenkrans) calling him to his desk.
As Ashton continues to sleep, the teacher also calls Ashton for only being on question #1 because he fell asleep. When Ashton and Mason got to the teacher’s desk,
Rosenkrans looked at the two judgingly “Mason, how did you get a zero?!” Yelled Rosenkrans.
“Because Ashton was snoring!” Mason exclaimed.
“I didn’t mean to! Maybe if you gave us coffe-” Ashton explained before being interrupted by the teacher.
“Maybe it would help if you got to bed earlier! I’m not gonna give you coffee! What time did you even go to bed?” Yelled the teacher.
“I did go to bed early! Super early! Only 5:00 AM!” Ashton said idiotically.
“5:00 AM?! Yelled Mr Rosenkrans, confused. “5:00 AM isn’t early, Ashton! 5:00 AM was the time I woke up!”
“Oh…” Ashton said , no longer proud of himself for going to bed “early”
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Ashton depressingly stumbled out of the bed and went to school, as he walked through the door and was greeted by Rosenkrans saying, "You better not go to sleep today!"
"Okay!" Ashton said, doubting himself. Ashton sat down and he had to deal with some real dimwits, "Ugh!" Ashton thought to himself. But Ashton felt gravity going against him followed with his eyes shutting, in the background laughing followed with Rosenkrans giving Ashton a minor. Ashton sitting down angrily but Mason said stupidly,
“I have a idea to help you with your sleep problem”
And Ashton thinking about what he was gonna get himself into, Ashton replied with,“Sure it's not like i have any other choice”
"That would end up with people thinking I'm a psychopath," Ashton thought to himself.
"Meet me at the park at 9:00 in the morning" Mason told Ashton,
“Okay.” said Ashton thinking how Mason could help. Ashton came to the park and Mason said take this and Mason gave Ashton smartwater®.
Ashton observed the water “This is just normal smartwater®.” Ashton said, confused.
“Trust me, it will do something.” Mason said then ran off and tripped on a rock
Ashton walked off wondering if he should drink the smartwater®
“I hope Mason isn’t trying to poison me.” Ashton drank a sip of the water, and felt like he could could go 60 mph and Ashton knew Mason put like 20 pounds of caffeine in the smartwater® “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK WHAT IS THIS MASON WHAT THE ACTUAL CARDBOARD BOX DID YOU DO?!” Ashton chased after Mason. Ashton tackled Mason
Mason exclaimed “I found the smartwater® on the Dark Web!”
Ashton looked confused and angry. “WHY IN THE CANTALOUPE DRINKING SODA CAN WOULD YOU BUY SMARTWATER® ON THE DARK WEB?!?!?!”
Mason replied with “At least you're not sleeping.”
And then Ashton felt the water starting to wear off and Ashton passed out on the spot
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Great story! Mallory is so cool and a girlboss.
Mason Black confirmed 2023!??!!?!?!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!! 😫
MASON BAD MASON BAD MASON BAD
It was hallareous
Nice……. Respect (GTA music in the background)
the best stories ever made
love very much
- totally not author Ashton Johnson
I like the part where brody dies
wow this was so stupid and funny I love this stuff and now a quick word form my brain uhncgyeduycbho9pudscuigsudvcudshgcgydsbdhsuuhshyhus hujhuchidbudicukd9cbuysydb8ysb
love to hear more.😃