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  Mason shakes nervously as he’s pressing the submit button on his test as Ashton’s snoring can be heard in the background.  Mason presses the submit button to his horror he gets a zero. Following his teacher (Rosenkrans) calling him to his desk.

 

As Ashton continues to sleep, the teacher also calls Ashton for only being on question #1 because he fell asleep. When Ashton and Mason got to the teacher’s desk,

 

Rosenkrans looked at the two judgingly “Mason, how did you get a zero?!” Yelled Rosenkrans.  

“Because Ashton was snoring!” Mason exclaimed.

 

“I didn’t mean to! Maybe if you gave us coffe-” Ashton explained before being interrupted by the teacher.

 

“Maybe it would help if you got to bed earlier! I’m not gonna give you coffee! What time did you even go to bed?” Yelled the teacher.

 

“I did go to bed early! Super early! Only 5:00 AM!” Ashton said idiotically.

 

“5:00 AM?! Yelled Mr Rosenkrans, confused. “5:00 AM isn’t early, Ashton! 5:00 AM was the time I woke up!”

“Oh…” Ashton said , no longer proud of himself for going to bed “early” 

 

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Ashton depressingly stumbled out of the bed and went to school, as he walked through the door and was greeted by Rosenkrans saying, "You better not go to sleep today!"

 

 "Okay!"  Ashton said, doubting himself. Ashton sat down and he had to deal with some real dimwits, "Ugh!"  Ashton thought to himself. But Ashton felt gravity going against him followed with his eyes shutting, in the background laughing followed with Rosenkrans giving Ashton a minor. Ashton sitting down angrily but Mason said stupidly,

 

 “I have a idea to help you with your sleep problem” 

 

And Ashton thinking about what he was gonna get himself into, Ashton replied with,“Sure it's not like i have any other choice”

 

 "That would end up with people thinking I'm a psychopath," Ashton thought to himself. 

"Meet me at the park at 9:00 in the morning" Mason told Ashton,

 

“Okay.” said Ashton thinking how Mason could help.  Ashton came to the park and Mason said take this and Mason gave Ashton smartwater®. 

   Ashton observed the water “This is just normal smartwater®.” Ashton said, confused. 

“Trust me, it will do something.” Mason said then ran off and tripped on a rock 

Ashton walked off wondering if he should drink the smartwater®

“I hope Mason isn’t trying to poison me.” Ashton drank a sip of the water, and felt like he could could go 60 mph and Ashton knew Mason put like 20 pounds of caffeine in the smartwater® “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK WHAT IS THIS MASON WHAT THE ACTUAL CARDBOARD BOX DID YOU DO?!” Ashton chased after Mason. Ashton tackled Mason 

Mason exclaimed “I found the smartwater® on the Dark Web!”

Ashton looked confused and angry. “WHY IN THE CANTALOUPE DRINKING SODA CAN WOULD YOU BUY SMARTWATER® ON THE DARK WEB?!?!?!” 

Mason replied with “At least you're not sleeping.” 

And then Ashton felt the water starting to wear off and Ashton passed out on the spot

 

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Comments (14)

Guest
Mar 09, 2023
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Great story! Mallory is so cool and a girlboss.

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idantic ories


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Guest
Mar 09, 2023
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MALLORY IS THE REVALUATION.

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Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper
Admin
Sep 19, 2023

Mason Black confirmed 2023!??!!?!?!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!! 😫

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Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper
Admin
Sep 19, 2023

MASON BAD MASON BAD MASON BAD

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Guest
Apr 16, 2023

It was hallareous

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Guest
Apr 15, 2023

Nice……. Respect (GTA music in the background)

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the best stories ever made


love very much


- totally not author Ashton Johnson

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Guest
Mar 01, 2023

I like the part where brody dies

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Avery Phillips
Avery Phillips
Mar 02, 2023
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Mason dies actually but not to judge

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Guest
Feb 22, 2023

wow this was so stupid and funny I love this stuff and now a quick word form my brain uhncgyeduycbho9pudscuigsudvcudshgcgydsbdhsuuhshyhus hujhuchidbudicukd9cbuysydb8ysb

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Guest
Dec 04, 2022

love to hear more.😃

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