WRITTEN BY MASON COOPER AND RYNE BAILEY, EDITED BY ASHTON JOHNSON BECAUSE NO ONE CAN USE GRAMMAR

 

Ryne never pays his taxes and has committed unforgivable crimes on 3/18/14 but that's not important right now. The IRS has caught up to his schemes, and now is working on a plan to make money now that he cannot be seen in public, so he goes to a public restroom to get a new identity and new clothes. He goes on his Google account and deletes it and all other accounts, While doing that he comes across Jogua Hays. If anyone can help him with tax fraud it's him. He calls him, and he answers, of course since Jogua hays has an IQ of 21, and he only wants to play MW3

 

“Hey, the IRS is after me again. Can you help Jogua?” Ryne very politely asked.

 

“Well whaddya want me to do?” exclaimed Jogua

 

“Eat them right now.” Ryne responds

 

“Nah i just got done drinking a root beer, I’m full.” says Jogua, proceeding to burp in his face.

 

“Dude I can smell that through the screen.” says Ryne

 

Then Jogua busts through Rynes boarded up the door with a riot shield in hand,  and said, “I will do it if you pay me in Robux.”

 

Ryne then proceeds to go onto the Roblox store, and his card declines, Ryne only has one choice and starts controlling him by pulling on his hair like Ratatouille and sticking his shoes in his mouth Ryne sends Jogua after the IRS

 

PART 2 COMING AT SOME POINT, MAYBE